I'm looking to recruit some new guards. The hours are hell, the pay lousy and the benefits non-existent, which is why I'm anticipating an enthusiastic response. For those of you who have what it takes, there is but a simple form you need to fill out. Keep in mind that I'll be posting some of the more favourable results. If you provide me with the best application, you could be the next captain of the guards! The following information will remain confidential. If I publish your results, you'll be issued with a number and allowed to keep your less truthful age. However, unless you're Canadian, I'm going to include your nationality...Just kidding! Name (Not that I'm going to remember it): E-mail address: Age: REAL Age: Nationality: For the following questions PLEASE pick only ONE answer if there is a choice involved! 1)My favourite past-time is: Kicking peasants SEX, SEX, SEX!!! Drinking Trampling on cabbages Setting villages on fire Arson in general 2) If confronted by wolfsheads, I would: Engage in combat Shield my lord from arrows Surrender immediately Run away Stand really still and pretend I'm a tree 3) My best trait is that: I know how to wield a sword I'll follow orders blindly I have absolutely no free will of my own Men with blue capes frighten me into submission 4) The wolfshead I'd like to arrest most: Robin Hood Little John Will Scarlet Nasir Lady Wolfshead Tuck Much Other: Reason(s) why I picked this cutthroat: 5) Who is your favourite knight (besides the obvious choice of course!): Sir Lancelot Sir Perceval Sir Tristan Sir Bors Sir Gawain Sir Galahad Sir Roland Sir Thopas Sir Ysumbras Sir John Gielgud Sir Peter Ustinov Sir Paul McCartney Luke Skywalker (Jedi Knight) Nick Knight Sir Raymond Massey Sir Toby Belch Sir Winston Churchill Guy of Warwick Sir Edmund Hillary Lawrence of Arabia Sir Arthur Conan Doyle Other: Reason(s) why I picked this knight: Reason(s) why I'm expendable: I respect Sir Guy of Gisburne and would willingly serve him because: There. It's done. You can stop whining now! Press the button below and you could be on your way to an exciting new career in law enforcement!